Because the batteries were dead.
2.There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them
dead. How many birds are left?
2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
3. If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died
in San Francisco, what would he be?
Dead!
4. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no-body to go with!
5. What did the traffic lights say to the car?
Don't look now. I'm changing!
6. Which bus crossed the ocean?
Columbus!
7. Why do witches have brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
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